Confessions of a Hermit

In an article about tonight's Grammy Awards show, TIME tells me:

You’d have to be a real hermit to have survived 2014 without hearing Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy” blast from a passing car, or Sam Smith’s cherubic falsetto finding your ears in a shopping mall.

I guess I'm a hermit. I don't recall hearing either song, although I have recently read that Smith reached an out of court settlement with Tom Petty for plagiarizing one of Petty's songs.

OK, I'm headed back to my cave.